The woman gave a small laugh when her husband flopped ontop of her, but moved to run her hands lightly along his back. "Yeah?" She pouted for s moment before shaking her head. "Well then you're gorgeous," she hummed lightly to him before moving to peck his cheek. "You're so, so gorgeous," she giggled lightly, knowing those weren't the words you'd use to describe Sage exactly. She thought he was very handsome, but pretty wasn't the right word for it, so it did amuse her a little.

Sage was more than happy to just grin over at the girl in response to her laugh, moving to press anoth light kiss to her lips with a sort of hum. "Well, you're the only one who thinks so," he mused. "But I can admit I'm rather glad you do think that way," he added with a slight chuckle, rather amused at it all. "and right now, you are looking better and better the longer you just lay there and do nothing," he huffed, kissing her again. "You're making me wait," he added with a playful huff of annoyance.

Mari couldn't help her grin at his little kisses, but shook her head with a little pout. "No I'm not," she huffed. "Lots of people think so," she mused before sort of going to fiddle with his hair. "Like most of the old women we walk past," she chortled. "And you're forgetting I had to punch people to get them off you on our honeymoon," Mari couldn't help her little chuckle at the thought, thinking it odd that she'd almost forgotten that. At his next comments, though, she just grinned up at him. "Oh, I absolutely am," she giggled.

Sage couldn't help the laugh that came from his mouth when she said the old ladies thought he looked pretty. "I think I've given at least three of them a heart attack," he noted with a chuckle, thinking back to some of the times he'd said or did something that one of the old ladies nearly passed out or something from. Then he gave her a grin. "Besides, you say that and you call yourself an old lady," he added with a giggle. Though, he gave her a grin when she brought up the time she'd hit the other woman. "She was drunker than a sailor," he mused, pouting at her when she agreed she was making him wait. "You're cruel," he huffed, sort of just letting himself roll onto his back and go limp on the bed next to her. "Oh, wow is me. My own wife hates me," he groaned dramatically, really still just joking around.

Mari grinned at him happily before a giggle escaped her. "Yeah, with your good looks and stellar attitude," she mused before moving to peck his lips again. "Well then, I speak for all us old ladies when I say you're the most attractive thing to have ever crashed onto earth," she teased in a very dramatic voice. She had seen some of the things Sage had said around the older generation, and she had to admit they were pretty out there. She snorted at his next comment. "Sage I was drunk too!" She mused. "And even then I still managed to land a punch. You have to admit that was pretty impressive," she mused. At his next comment, she gasped and rolled over to wrap herself around him. "Oh, I hate you of so very much," she mused before going to press a lingering kiss to his lips.

Sage had snorted in response to her next few comments, giving her an amused look when she said he was the most attractive thing to crash on earth. "crashed," he asked with a chuckle. "So now I'm an alien," he joked lightly. He nodded when she mentioned she was drunk and he shrugged. "Not as much as she was," he noted in an amused tone, though he nodded lightly when she kept talking. "It was pretty impressive," he agreed, wrapping his arms and legs around her when she moved to kiss him again, keeping her stuck there. She could move a bit but was kept close to him that way.

Mari nodded at him with a grin. "Well you certainly didn't gently land from the heavens did you?" She chuckled and pecked his lips happily. "And you didn't quite crawl up from hell, so you can be an alien," she mused lightly to him. She sort of rolled her eyes at him, sort of playing with his hair. "No, but you were still very attractive," she mused to him. When he moved to wrap around her, she gave a small chuckle and moved to press a few playful kisses to his lips, since she couldn't really do anything else from where she was.

Sage chuckled softly, the corner of his mouth twitching upwards in a sort of amused smile. "I dunno, younger me could be described as having crawled up from hell," he mused. "I'm pretty sure Satan has a restraining order against me and that's why I haven't managed to die yet," he snickered softly. "But aliens are cool," he added with a sort of laugh, just kissing the girl back and loosening his grip on her slightly, though still keeping himself wrapped around her happily.

The woman sort of chuckled before patting his cheek. "I can believe that. Babe I was in the castle when you first showed up, you were a menace," she mused lightly to him, then moved to run her hands up his back playfully. "It's not a bed thing," she mused lightly to him. "I actually quite like having you here, and we both know Satan would have a hard time keeping you under control," she mused to him gently. She sort of ignored his comment about the aliens, though a grin spread across her face before moving to press her lips firmly against his again, now deciding that she'd sort of had enough of messing around.

Sage could only chuckle and nod when she me ruined he had been a menace. "Oh, give me the chance and I'll do the same shit I did back then," he noted with an amused sort of laugh, before nodding along with her other comments. "I do think I would drive him insane pretty quickly," he noted, eyes sparkling. Of course, when she kissed him again, he was more than happy to kiss her back and move things along if that's what she was wanting. It was certainly what it seemed like.