Mari settled down next to him after a moment or two, her legs wrapped around his waist so she was perched on his lap, though he still had the room to lean back if he so pleased. "I don't think so," she huffed to him, though there was still a smile across her face. "I actually think you'd look really good with one," she teased as she went to peck his lips again, only to get a bubble mustache of her own. "Actually... maybe we should just stick to stubble," she mused lightly to him before rolling her eyes in Anya's went.

Sage hummed in amusement before snorting and rolling his eyes at her comment. He gave the girl a slight grin, a chuckle definitely coming from his mouth when she got her own bubble mustache from kissing him. "You look beautiful," he sniggered lightly, really just teasing the girl a bit. He hummed lightly in agreement with her last comment, leaning forward to peck her on the nose. "We'll see what manages to happen," he noted with amusement. "For now, why don't we get the washing part of the shower over with, hm?"

Mari shook her head at him before smiling gently to the boy. "I feel like you shouldn't think that," she mused before wiping the mustache from her face and then his. "You looked like a proper dad," she teased before shaking her head at him. She rolled her eyes at his suggestion, but reached to grab a sponge. They weren't hunter running water for a change... so they'd have to just use a sponge. "Look at you, actually wanting to get cleaned up for a change," she teased him lightly before gently running the warm water over his shoulders and up to wet his hair.

Sage chuckled lightly at the girl's first comment, then rolled his eyes at her other one. "I need a dad belly for you to say that," he mused, eyes twinkling with amusement. "I'd like to think I'm not old and fat quite yet," he added on with a bit of a chuckle. Then he snorted at her comment about him wanting to get clean. "Maybe I just want to be ready for some fun later," he noted with amusement. He was really just teasing, though he did want to make the most of the night. "Or maybe I just like you washing my hair," he added with another chuckle, since he did, in fact, absolutely love it when she washed his hair. It just felt nice.

Mari shook her head at him, pecking his nose lightly. "Well, not yet..." she mused. "I haven't been feeding you for long enough," she teased to the boy before shaking her head once more. Of course, she liked him just the way he was, and absolutely wouldn't change him... especially not for a dad belly. She ran the sponge down his body for a moment or two with a bit of of a grin as she stuck her face close to his. "I'd rather you stay like this," she purred playfully before pressing a quick kiss to his lips and grabbing some shampoo from the side of the tub. "Oh? That doesn't normally change anything," she chuckled lightly as she started to massage the shampoo into his scalp. "Yeah, because you get all the good stuff like having your hair washed and massages," she teased him lightly.

Sage chuckled slightly and hummed lightly. "Well, if you keep cooking like you do it may be an issue," he joked lightly. But I'm reality, he didn't really eat enough to get a dad belly, even with her good cooking. He hummed happily when he pressed her lips against his and chuckled in response to her comment, rolling his eyes at her later one and then grinning over at her. "I do indeed," he chirped. "I get all the good stuff." He sort of tilted his head back to let the girl run the shampoo in, humming lightly since it just felt so good. Really, if the girl wanted a massage, all she had to do was ask, and she knew that. "you spoil me," he chuckled after a moment, definitely not at all upset about that fact.

Mari rolled her eyes at him after a moment before shaking her head. "Maybe in a few years. For now I like you like this. I need you fit enough to keep up with me," she mused happily to him. It was just a tease... she wouldn't really care what he looked like. She loved him no matter the case. She didn't marry him because she thought he looked good, but rather because of his personality... he was strong and brave, both physically and mentally, albeit a bit hot headed but he was loyal and loving, and that was all she could ask for. She smiled gently at the boy before chuckling. "Think yourself lucky I love you," she warned him lightly. "You've only just noticed?" She teased the boy.

Sage hummed in fake thought in response to the girls first comment and chuckled lightly. "Oh good, I wouldn't want to fall behind now would I," he mused in amusement. Then he chuckled in response to her last comments, humming lightly and shaking his head slightly. "No, I've thought about it quite a few times," he hummed in amusement. "You might never get to shower alone, if I get this kind of treatment," he teased her lightly, knowing she enjoyed caring for him as much as he liked her to wash his hair and rub his shoulders, and whatever else happened.

Mari chuckled to him before leaning in a little bit, her gaze a little bit more sultry. "No, you really wouldn't," she mused to him before shaking her head ever so slightly. She cocked her head at him curiously at his next comment, though. "You have?" She asked with a bit of a hum. "When?" She challenged jokingly to the boy. After a little while, and had him tip his head back so that she could get all the soap out of his hair. She raised a brow at him, though. "I don't believe that I'd mind that, not for a second. We just need to make sure we buy a house with a big enough bath so that we don't have to leave," she mused lightly.

(I was just thinking... how old would they be now? I did the maths and if Sage and Anya were about 17 when they met, and they were together for over a year (or was it two??) then Sage left for three of four (I can't remember how long it was lmfao) and now him and Mari have known eachother for just over three years then they'd have to be at least twenty 24? Unless I've got my timeline all messed up lmfao)

(I think they'd be like 24/25 ish lol. We can go with 24....the timeline has been pretty crazy xD)

Sage chuckled lightly and huffed out a light snort at her challenge. "All the time," he noted with amusement. "Because you always seem to be doing something for me," he hummed, letting the girl angle his head the way she wanted to. Because hey, if she was going to wash his hair, she could boss him around while doing so. He chuckled at her comment about the bathtub, and hummed in agreement. "I must say, a large bathtub is quite nice," he mused lightly.