I actually like penguins, Lucky. Hence the set, which was gifted to me by Lila, who is also an iceberg supporter. Let me eat my penguin lettuce in peace.

Oh, and, since you said that your lettuce sounds royal (never heard of royal lettuce, but I'll go with it), I'll assume that romaine is made out of king and queen toes.

And a quick note to all of you romaine people.. come back from the dark side. Get someone to help you see that the true superior lettuce is, in fact, iceberg. You'll thank me once you gain some common sense :)

Iceberg = Greatness

Romane = EWWWWWWWWW