Mind you, I don't buy "luxury" food items often. I was depressed so I got roast beef, cheese and three bottles of soda because of a sale. Went away for the weekend, had two and 3/4 bottles of soda Friday morning and I was down to one bottle Sunday night.
Kicker is, they bought a big pack of cheap ass provolone with their money and then ate mine, which I bought with my money. "Oh but it was the open one" yeah it wasn't yours. I don't want your crappy provolone.