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Amber made a face "no jelly tot is" she laughed "yeah, yeah I guess Green is my last name then" she shrugged
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He chuckled. "Gotta love sarcasm." He grinned. "It's a good way to irritate society. On top of the occasional murder or two," he half joked.
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Amber laughed "I agree, love a good murder mystery! Especially the one that was released in the paper last week about a middle aged man killed in an alleyway but no body has been found just some of his blood" she smirked smugly
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He snorted and grinned. "Yeah, that's no mystery. If it's who I'm thinking of, he's dead because the dumbass decided to try and take the food I had just stolen. And then I stabbed him. And hid the body in a tree."
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Amber smirked "oh really? Are you sure about that? Because last time I check I killed him and his body in the the bottom of that bin over there" she pointed at a massive bin, climbed down and showed him the body under all the rubbish. Amber raised an eyebrow at Sage
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He scratched his chin. "Oh, it's this dude that was in the papers. Ok, then I was thinking of someone else." He chuckled and pointed at the body and shrugged slightly. "It would be harder for someone to find the body if you cut him up and his the pieces in different places, though. Just a thought."
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Amber gave Sage a 'really' look and covered the body back up with the rubbish. "The bin will be taken tomorrow by the bin men, they will return the bin to this spot and I will wash it in the river like I normally do"
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He shrugged. "You do you. I suppose if the bin men find the body you have more entertainment 'cause then you gotta kill them too. And then there are more murder mysteries."
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Amber laughed "except the bin men won't know it's me therefore I won't be my problem"
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He chuckled. "true. But would you actually sit there and watch them when you could be having fun screwing with them before killing them?"
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