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Rubygem
06:43:25 Asha ~ Ruby girl :D
gotta go bye
Rubygem
06:43:14 Asha ~ Ruby girl :D
ooo pretty mare soul
Rubygem
06:42:55 Asha ~ Ruby girl :D
Oof lol
Soul Snatcher Ranch
06:42:43 
-HEE Click-
Oh she's on the Leader borad- wasn't expecting that.
Boulder Creek
06:13:02 
...and noticing pastures without gates, and one that has a coup fence which shouldn't be there!

oops
Boulder Creek
06:10:07 
I'm revisiting a farm layout I created a few years ago - it's 94 acres
I'm currently trying to map out the struggle of turning out horses, and more importantly which pastures are for residential horses (because I have too many to put in the barns)

I made myself a little cart and driving it around the map!
Lucky Ducky Lane
06:04:56 
I'm goofing around with COI and my highest LB horses and they are shockingly so far all under 5%
Rainview
05:50:02 Irish Capp
Okkk HEE lol -HEE Click-
Sport Pony Island
05:49:04 
Oh yeah, she's really pretty! Thanks :3
Calela Eventing
05:48:12 Cali
Half American
Rainview
05:47:24 Irish Capp
LOL trying to breed a double P Sabi... -HEE Click-
Sport Pony Island
05:45:51 
Which mare, Cali?
Calela Eventing
05:34:03 Cali
SPI
I can't get over how beautiful your featured mare is
Sport Pony Island
04:57:16 
Yall, only 70k left till i can buy a new barn!!
Dash and Duchess
03:57:33 DD | ~Squizard~
Cali, be careful lol, it's a slippery slope into a fun game of "where'd my ebs go??"
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Unfortunately I've got to poof lol! See ya later :)
Calela Eventing
03:55:50 Cali
speaking of straws, I have become addicted to buying them for no reason
I'm also addicted to using broods
Dash and Duchess
03:48:56 DD | ~Squizard~
Cali, HEE has had it's moments with me 🥲 *cough seven Sven dry spell cough* and yeah, unfortunately his straws are quite hard to come by, I was lucky enough to get mine from Sunny in exchange for some art, but I've rarely seen any sold >.> Oof!! That's awful! RF can be so mean 😭
Calela Eventing
03:46:34 Cali
DD
actually that is so sad, I am so depressed that I missed the Anakin straw. The second embryo I used was bought out of some convincing from a friend *cough cough wink wink* and it turned out awful. It was a WWE WWW match who are proven and it came out EEE and a filly
Dash and Duchess
03:43:55 DD | ~Squizard~
Cali, thank you xD that evil lil thing got the perfect name lol 😂
Dash and Duchess
03:43:14 DD | ~Squizard~
Cali, I cried 😭 the only worse match was an EEE from my AALB girl and Anakin (a now deceased top ABLB stud who's last straw went for 2 mil at auction) I will never forgive Kyvey for that one 😭

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Rubygem
06:43:25 Asha ~ Ruby girl :D
gotta go bye
Rubygem
06:43:14 Asha ~ Ruby girl :D
ooo pretty mare soul
Rubygem
06:42:55 Asha ~ Ruby girl :D
Oof lol
Soul Snatcher Ranch
06:42:43 
-HEE Click-
Oh she's on the Leader borad- wasn't expecting that.
Boulder Creek
06:13:02 
...and noticing pastures without gates, and one that has a coup fence which shouldn't be there!

oops
Boulder Creek
06:10:07 
I'm revisiting a farm layout I created a few years ago - it's 94 acres
I'm currently trying to map out the struggle of turning out horses, and more importantly which pastures are for residential horses (because I have too many to put in the barns)

I made myself a little cart and driving it around the map!
Lucky Ducky Lane
06:04:56 
I'm goofing around with COI and my highest LB horses and they are shockingly so far all under 5%
Rainview
05:50:02 Irish Capp
Okkk HEE lol -HEE Click-
Sport Pony Island
05:49:04 
Oh yeah, she's really pretty! Thanks :3
Calela Eventing
05:48:12 Cali
Half American
Rainview
05:47:24 Irish Capp
LOL trying to breed a double P Sabi... -HEE Click-
Sport Pony Island
05:45:51 
Which mare, Cali?
Calela Eventing
05:34:03 Cali
SPI
I can't get over how beautiful your featured mare is
Sport Pony Island
04:57:16 
Yall, only 70k left till i can buy a new barn!!
Dash and Duchess
03:57:33 DD | ~Squizard~
Cali, be careful lol, it's a slippery slope into a fun game of "where'd my ebs go??"
-
Unfortunately I've got to poof lol! See ya later :)
Calela Eventing
03:55:50 Cali
speaking of straws, I have become addicted to buying them for no reason
I'm also addicted to using broods
Dash and Duchess
03:48:56 DD | ~Squizard~
Cali, HEE has had it's moments with me 🥲 *cough seven Sven dry spell cough* and yeah, unfortunately his straws are quite hard to come by, I was lucky enough to get mine from Sunny in exchange for some art, but I've rarely seen any sold >.> Oof!! That's awful! RF can be so mean 😭
Calela Eventing
03:46:34 Cali
DD
actually that is so sad, I am so depressed that I missed the Anakin straw. The second embryo I used was bought out of some convincing from a friend *cough cough wink wink* and it turned out awful. It was a WWE WWW match who are proven and it came out EEE and a filly
Dash and Duchess
03:43:55 DD | ~Squizard~
Cali, thank you xD that evil lil thing got the perfect name lol 😂
Dash and Duchess
03:43:14 DD | ~Squizard~
Cali, I cried 😭 the only worse match was an EEE from my AALB girl and Anakin (a now deceased top ABLB stud who's last straw went for 2 mil at auction) I will never forgive Kyvey for that one 😭

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Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said February 27, 2023 02:27 PM


KPH Equestrian
 
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I do the same thing, My boi's halter doesn't sit right if I forget to trim it xD Good for you, if she wasn't free, then the old owner has no business implying she wants to have a lock of her mane lol. AND since that gal owned her before you, why didn't she cut a piece then?
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said February 27, 2023 04:19 PM


Wild Winnie Equine
 
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Yeah lol
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said February 28, 2023 12:08 AM


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I've had a non-horse person ask me if the goverment funded the barn because I told him the horses were expensive to care for.... If only...
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 5, 2023 08:41 PM


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Kern, I'm scared for that person xD
I work for my mother at a pumpkin patch where she has pony rides and a petting zoo. The people who own it let her rent out a space or smth. Anyways,sSome lady asked me how old one of our ponies, Poncho, is. This is how it went.
Lady: How old is he?
Me: He's 18 :)
Lady: 18 Months??
Me: No, years.
Lady: Oh my gosh he's old!
Also this.
Several times this has happened, but parents will pet our mini x shetland crosses talking to their kids and it goes something like this:
Parent: awww, see how small it is? it's just a baby<3<3<3 Isn't it cute?
Me: Uh...actually, Tonka and Dotty(the mini shettys) are both about 25 years old...
Parent: Ohhhh woww....... and how long do they usually live?
Me: Ummm about 30-35 years :)
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 6, 2023 11:31 PM


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Damn... XD

Kern River Estate said:
I've had a non-horse person ask me if the goverment funded the barn because I told him the horses were expensive to care for.... If only...


Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 7, 2023 01:31 PM


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I had a friend once who I met in a horse game who thought that horses only had one teat- unitit- as the reason they usually abandon one of the foals if they do have two surviving twins.
I told this to my brother last night and he thought that horses couldn't have (I'm assuming physically couldn't create another) more than one. 🤦‍♀️

Edited at March 12, 2023 12:48 PM by Prismatic Cove
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 23, 2023 08:32 PM


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I was talking to this girl and she mentioned that she rides horses after I had said in a joking way "the only reason my arms aren't spaghetti is because my horses with their saddles as hay bales" she said oh I ride horses too." I said "what do you do" "ehm... I barrel race" I said "cool I do that too" she said "my mom actually just bought me a horse, it's a midnight blue stallion, she is so sweet" I'm over here like okkkk... now are you a liar or does your "stallion" go by she/her pronouns? (Didn't actually say that but that's what I thought immediately) (also no disrespect to people who go by different pronouns, I just meant that since she was obviously lying)
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 23, 2023 08:33 PM


Bluebonnet Estates
 
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Oh!
I also had a middle school friend who had said she owned a 22.8 hh purebred Friesian mare that was appy by some genetic mutation, and also somehow a stallion "broke into the stables opened her stall and bred her" a week later she had a Tobi Percheron baby, and she couldn't get a picture since the mare would jump her 8ft fence and run away and somehow the Percheron baby followed. She knew her breeds vaguely at least lol although she pronounced Frisian as Freezin
(her reasoning for the mare running away was because she was afraid of the clicking sound of the camera

Edited at March 23, 2023 08:34 PM by Bluebonnet Estates
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 23, 2023 08:56 PM


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Bluebonnet Estates said:
Oh!
I also had a middle school friend who had said she owned a 22.8 hh purebred Friesian mare that was appy by some genetic mutation, and also somehow a stallion "broke into the stables opened her stall and bred her" a week later she had a Tobi Percheron baby, and she couldn't get a picture since the mare would jump her 8ft fence and run away and somehow the Percheron baby followed. She knew her breeds vaguely at least lol although she pronounced Frisian as Freezin
(her reasoning for the mare running away was because she was afraid of the clicking sound of the camera



Bluebonnet Estates said:
I was talking to this girl and she mentioned that she rides horses after I had said in a joking way "the only reason my arms aren't spaghetti is because my horses with their saddles as hay bales" she said oh I ride horses too." I said "what do you do" "ehm... I barrel race" I said "cool I do that too" she said "my mom actually just bought me a horse, it's a midnight blue stallion, she is so sweet" I'm over here like okkkk... now are you a liar or does your "stallion" go by she/her pronouns? (Didn't actually say that but that's what I thought immediately) (also no disrespect to people who go by different pronouns, I just meant that since she was obviously lying)


These are hilarious 😂
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I had a kid in my class when I was little say that they had ponies and competed in polo. I knew there was something sketchy because this kid was from the middle of nowhere country, polo is very expensive, and the only barns in the area were reining barns. I asked this kid if their horses are Bella Sarah ponies (A type of trading card) and if they compete in dismounting in style (Funny term for falling off of a horse) and the kid said yes. 😂
I almost died laughing and the kid looked at me confused 😆
Dumb Things Non-horsey People have said March 23, 2023 08:59 PM


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Wild Winnie Equine said:
I had a kid in my class when I was little say that they had ponies and competed in polo. I knew there was something sketchy because this kid was from the middle of nowhere country, polo is very expensive, and the only barns in the area were reining barns. I asked this kid if their horses are Bella Sarah ponies (A type of trading card) and if they compete in dismounting in style (Funny term for falling off of a horse) and the kid said yes. 😂
I almost died laughing and the kid looked at me confused 😆


LMAO I love it xD

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