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Instead of "hello" or "good morning", my brother yeeted a used hand towel at my face when I came out of my room today. Then he shouted "damn, I should be in the NFL!" cause accuracy
Like yes, greetings, here's a bonk to the face |
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Milk. Just milk. Why is there even milk? How did the first person to drink milk know it wouldn't poison them? Milk is mysterious. |
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I'm lactose intolerant. But my breakfast diet consists of just...cereal. How do I not have to go to the bathroom every morning? |
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Who ever thought to let a baby suck on their nipple? Like, "oh the baby is crying he must want a tit". What????? |
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I found a gypsy moth caterpillar in the shower this morning. Apparently he needed a spa day. |
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someone walked up to a cow, and squeezed the boobies to get milk ever wonder jut WHY |
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is the spirit just a shit explanation to try and fill the empty void of being a disgusting, meaty ball of a god-forsaken creature? |
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What does that mean...? *visible confusion* |
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we are ultimately meaningless. we are a lump of flesh, organs. the only thing separating us from any other animal is a high-functioning brain which, in all reality, is just another organ. it can be diseased. changed. fucked the everloving shit up. everything mystical that we try to paint "our spirit" "our soul" as can be and probably is just an attempt at finding beauty in the mistake of our existence. now, tell me, why the fuck would a god make such a dysfunctional creature and leave it to squirm in its crawling skin? |
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Misha why do you make me question my existence And just by coincidence, I just had a similar conversation with my dad lmao |
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Crisp, Clear, and Cool
