I ban you for telling me I'm right!

I ban you because I keep getting game mail

I ban you for finally being online

I ban you because I went to a trampoline park today and played dodgeball but a load of 8 year old were ganging up on me so I just stayed in the corner trying to get my friends to help me, they were laughing their heads off

I ban you because you have sucky friends

I ban you because it was hilarious

I ban you 'coz I'm so excited for your bday

I ban you because I'm also excited for me own bday it's in 19 days!

I ban you because it's 18 days!

I ban you because I'm hoping I'll breath