I ban you because both of you are too happy.

I ban you because you are me friend.

I ban you because Mr Krabs says I can

I ban you because Meestur Krebs has a thick chin in that picture.

I ban you because I am pretty sure it is Meestur Krebs' claw

I ban you because I just realized that.

I ban you because you just realized it XD

I ban you because i'm going to go lay in bed and fall asleep to the sound of a cat purring and frogs croaking. Oh yeah, the coyotes as well.

I ban you because it is 5:53pm where I am and I am moving and I am bored because there is nothing in my house.

I ban you because it's 11:55 pm.