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There’s a horse in this house
There’s a horse in this house
There’s a horse in this house
There’s a horse in this house
I said map buying freak
Seven days a week
Wild ass ponies
Make that capture game WEAK
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah you chasing down these wild ass ponies
Bring a plus twenty map for these wild ass ponies
Give it all your eden bucks for these wild ass ponies
Tack it up, rider, start the charge
Extra small, we don’t want large
Punch your accountant right in his face
Spend all your money, it’s time to splurge
Hop on top, go for a ride
Check out the store, maps are inside
I’m going broke, I wanna cry
Triple dubs out there, gonna be mine
Tie them up, but don’t act surprised
When you go rate and tell them goodbye
I just want an all breed leaderboard stud
Jumping, cross country, dressage
Don’t use tokens, just meadow and beach
Caught a bay pearl but it doesn’t have creme
Can’t afford riders, can’t afford feed,
But let me tell you how I got this steed
Hobble me, follow me, take all my eden B’s
Quick, stop me ‘fore this turns into a capture spree
Can’t control myself in all actuality
I’ll keep going til I get at least a couple WEEs
Throw a fit, ready to quit
I spent that cash but I can’t catch shit
I get mad as fuck and it’s such a shame
Gotta remind me that it’s only a game
Now get your boots and your rope
For these wild ass ponies
I bought some maps just to capture
All these wild ass ponies
Pay all my money just to get some
Of these wild ass ponies
Bank account drained
Just to get some of these wild ass ponies
Look, I need a world-class, no mediocre
Need a short mare, no tall shoulders
Got a wild one, and I green broke her
End of the month, ready for changeover
Brought in some money, guess where I’m headed
Out to the wild, caught it and bred it
PPP foal, hope I misread it
Knew it would happen, just like I said it
I don’t wanna quit, but I’m going broke
I used a map, this is a joke
I just want to catch that world class wild
And head to the forum to gloat
Hit up my accountant and took all my money
Out to go catch me something that’s shiny
He’s in an ambulance chasing behind me
His chest is hurting and he’s probably dying, woo
Warming, with Sleet and Heavy Icing
