Glacier Bay Cove
07:59:23 Brindle Princess
Which is better, AD or SD
Mythological
07:51:55 Crowley | Myth
Lilly
Are you wanting to get into SDs?
Mythological
07:50:49 Crowley | Myth
Fossil
Angels angels
07:40:05 [800+brindles] Angel
Yeah I was going to do a black saddle and bridle
Fossil's Dreams
07:38:35 PK or Fossil
no not black-hmmm
unless the tack is black?
lilly fields
07:38:13 Lilly
ok, thanks
Angels angels
07:37:46 [800+brindles] Angel
Single Discipline
lilly fields
07:37:26 Lilly
what does SD stand for again
Angels angels
07:35:07 [800+brindles] Angel
I also love plum and olive, but they have the same issue
Angels angels
07:33:24 [800+brindles] Angel
-HEE Click-
Pink makes it too orange lol
Maybe I can do black where there isn't coral?
Angels angels
07:31:24 [800+brindles] Angel
-HEE Click-
No orange is bad
The coral is more pink
PK Rescue Stable
07:31:16 Fossil-sore
Pink would work too I think
Angels angels
07:30:15 [800+brindles] Angel
Possibly, but its not the same lol
Pegasus Lane
07:29:45 Peggy (or) Peg
Might be able to get away with coral/orange and maybe even yellow?
Pegasus Lane
07:29:08 Peggy (or) Peg
I was also going to do coral but didn't for the same reason! 😂😂
Freedom Calls
07:28:51 Freedom
Thank you Glacier, I was shocked for sure lol
Angels angels
07:25:54 [800+brindles] Angel
I want to do a full coral tack, but there isn't coral in everything
Glacier Bay Cove
07:25:30 Brindle Princess
Beautiful, Freedom
Angels angels
07:24:56 [800+brindles] Angel
-HEE Click-
Going to do this girl. I will get the full tack tomorrow
Freedom Calls
07:24:22 Freedom
Well that's a surprise -HEE Click-
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Libobon Academy | Open! September 14, 2024 12:18 AM


KPH Equestrian
 
Posts: 1972
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(As long as he continues to not do anything too stupid, he won't end up as Glory's human pinata xD
literally you clicky lmao
ahh, someone who gets it! x'D
I think I inherited the dad jokes too, I'm a seemingly endless well of them lol)
Lieutenant Dwyer
"Oh, and that hobgoblins steal all the socks and put knives in couches," Glory added, with a look that said he'd better at least pretend to agree. It was always the damn hobgoblins! (Uhhh... no thank you, please x'D It takes a bit of imagination regarding the word 'meat', but any 12-13 year old boy could probably tell you lol) "Only almost?" She asked. "What was the best?" She was guessing he'd pull something totally random that she didn't even remember saying, or something incredibly stupid. "God damn. Someone ought to have put a brick on your head or something, keep you from growing," Glory teased. She was pretty sure the only thing one would get from that was neck pain and probably scoliosis, but nyehh. "Mhm, I'll believe what's right, thankyouverymuch," She huffed. (I ain't trippin I swear xD I'll take a gander tomorrow lol) "As in.... I get to add my own words to the dictionary because I'm just so good at coming up with them?" She asked with a grin. New words and wonderful names were sort of her specialty- one only needed to take a look and Sir Brown Bitey and Mister Big Batterer to see that. "But it's so fuuuunn," Glory complained jokingly. "See, there's that funny difference between need and want," She said with a snicker. "But fine, though I can't guarantee I won't bring it up ever again. Maybe not for a while- just long enough that you start to forget, then I'll remind you." Oh, how she enjoyed being difficult. Though for his sake, she'd let it go. Mostly. There was no way she'd let him forget about it any time soon, but she also wouldn't hold it against him. At his answer, she moved to sit crosslegged, fully facing him, and asked with utmost curiosity, "Nuh-uh, you don't get to say something like that and not tell me about. First of all, how does one accidentally eat a lightning bug? Second, what'd it taste like? Third, did it make your spit glow?" She looked at Leo expectingly, in such a way that made it clear he wasn't getting out of this one. "Yeahhh, but I've also been cursed to be unable to believe anything anyone says," Glory replied, then was proved that she only didn't believe most things, not all of them. While her insides were busy melting with glee, she managed to keep up a relatively composed exterior as she said, "Aww, how could I ever forget that?" Then her big ol' grin turned rather mischeivous as she added, "It's not every day someone calls you 'functional enough'." Which was actually rather true, unfortunately. "So, with Axl, did you just think 'bigass robo dog with a great peronality' and wind up with perfection?" In the too-short time she'd had with the dog, she'd found him to be rather appealing. The sort of critter that could be both great company, highly entertaining, and quite the ally when it came to causing things like Frogmageddon. "Oh, so you've cuddled every creature, both alive and not?" She teased, unable to keep a straight face. Every time he made even slightly bold claims like that, he'd be met with some form or other of 'how do you know?' just because, as you ought to know by now, Glory enjoys being difficult. It was quite the skill, honestly, one she was quite good at.
(Right? I generally dislike pinterest, but for once it wasn't too bad xD)
Libobon Academy | Open! September 16, 2024 08:43 PM


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(Reassuring
My new moniter doesn't have a sound system hooked up yet so I can't hear it -sobs- I'll watch it on my phone later xD
Endless wells are good when it comes to dad jokes :D)
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Leo stared at her for a moment. He could TOTALLY tell what she wanted, but when had he ever said what she wanted him to say? "Noooooo, I think that's just your irresponsibility." He smiled sweetly, hoping thew sweeter he smiled the less likely she was to kill him. Maybe it worked like that- he hadn't tested the theory yet. (My brain is too dead to figure it out lol). "Only almost. Defining best as in idea/funniest, this would be it: You're not as bad as I was expecting, to be honest. Maybe I won't beat you up too badly, should you ever let your guard down. Of course, followed quickly by: When are you free for an ass-whooping, hotshot?" Leo smiled as he recalled the memories, clear as day in his own mind. "For one, it was kind ish in a Glory way to say I'm not as bad as you thought I would be. For two, hilarious that you had enough 'bravado'" He paused, using the word she had used to describe him. "to say, with full confidence, that you'd barely have to lift a finger to beat me. For three, I will always remember being SO relieved when you came up with the idea to duel. Lastly, you did get one thing right- I am a hotshot, and you'd better know it by now." His grin was almost the exact same as it had been when she had suggested the idea so long ago (no idea how long it has actually been). "Meh, I've figured out how to live with being tall." He waved a hand, though he would've LOVED to have been a LITTLE shorter. Only, like, half a foot. "You do that, and thanks for believing me!" He chirped rather cheerfully, fully confident that he was in the right. Obviously. "Something like that. If you would, I'd like to read a copy of Glory's Dictionary some day soon. Touch up on my Glory-Speak and learn a couple new words." He commented with a chuckle. She had so many different things that she said- it was hard to keep track of. He was only in the low rankings with stuff like Roasted Rattlesnakes and Jumping Jackals- just weird word combinations, not actual new words. Except, maybe volucious, when he was describing his hair and put together voluminous and lucious. "Not. Fun." he growled, glaring at her. A second later his glare grew even more glare-y. "I don't need nor want!" he corrected with a huff, then huffed again. "I will not forget this... ever... but thank you for holding off long enough for wounds to heal." He answered with a slight smile, knowing that was the best he'd get. "I was riding Whiplash at night and I didn't see the light until it was too late, okay? It tasted absolutely digusting, like beetle larva and snot mixed together, and I don't think so. I was too busy washing my mouth out with water to think about it." He explained, already having answers ready. He knew she would ask. "anything? Would you not even believe me? If I said something totally believable?" Leo blinked, his golden eyes sparkling as he looked at her with a grin. It only became bigger as she started speaking. "Well you are functional enough for me." He commented, and it might not've been too much, considering he was so messed up almost anything was functional enough for him. However, he meant it in a really good way. "Sooomething like that." Leo repeated with a snort. "I was much, much more specific with Axl, though. Did not vouch on the personality, however. I was more focused on the battle stuff." He said, then rolled his eyes. "No, I'm just assuming because of how insanely cuddly she is! Any cuddlier and it would be horrible!" He replied with a huffy snort, burying his nose in her feathers to hide his grin that he was trying to suppress. He couldn't TIME TRAVEL, what kind of a stupid question was that?
Libobon Academy | Open! September 16, 2024 09:37 PM


KPH Equestrian
 
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(very
nooooo x'D that video lives rent-free in my head, now it needs to be in yours, too lmao
my dad's great- he named my cat's mom Fugly(because she was fuckin' ugly, he said) and taught me and my brother the traditional 'pull my finger' at a very young age xD)
Lieutenant Dwyer
Glory scowled at him - why can't he just blame the hobgoblins, dammit? - and said, "No. It's the hobgoblins, I tell you." It was ALWAYS the hobgoblins, regardless of whether or not Glory'd been tired and just chucked things and left them where they landed. The hobgoblins did that, and you couldn't tell her otherwise. Leo's smile didn't exactly guarantee safety, but it certainly helped his odds. Glory was rather surprised at how well he had her figured out. She snorted as he recited what she found to be her favorite sentences and said, "Well, I did think you were a total bungler, so that was part of the reason you beat me. And, I know that plenty well by now." 'Bulger was one of Glory's favorite words for someone who performs tasks poorly or incompetently, and it just sounded good- rolls right off the tongue nicely. (*Cracks knuckles* I've been doing my best to keep track of time, and can say with utmost confidence that it's been about 6 weeks or so) "Right, but how many times have you rung your dome piece?" She asked with a snort. Somehow she managed to flip-flop between an english professor and the most gibberish slang, which, in Glory's eyes, just meant that she was very versatile. She frowned at him and huffed, "I'll believe me, you mean." She had a feeling he'd say something along the lines of 'That's what I said', but oh well. "If I write a dictionary, not only would you be the first to read it, it would NOT be called 'Glory's Dictionary'. It'd be 'The Grandiloquent Guide to Glory's Gibberish'. And inside would be Crodsquinkled: The confusion when you walk into a room and forget why you're there. Trogglehumper: A nightmare that's so bizarre, it could only happen on a Tuesday. Quogwinkle: The alien that's definitely hiding in your sock drawer. Don't bother looking, they're super stealthy. Frothbuggling: The act of laughing with a mouthful of drink. Proceed with caution. Delumptious: Food so good, it deserves a standing ovation from your taste buds." These weren't even one eighth of Glory's made-up gobbledygook, they were just the ones that came to mind first. "Very fun!" She chirped, then added sarcastically, "Well good, otherwise I may feel the need to apologize for disappointing." There was so little honesty in that sentence, any that MIGHT have existed was classified as a theoretical particle. "You're welcome," Glory said, grinning. She was rather satisfied with his answer, though somewhat disappointed by the lack of glowy spit, but it brought about another question. "How do you know what beetle larva tastes like?" She asked with morbid curiosity. "Almost anything," She amended, "but it depends on how believable." You're not all bad? That rated a 5/10 on the believable scale. You're not bleeding TOO badly? 7/10. There's no monster under your bed? 3/10, there was definitely a hobgoblin, though Glory didn't exactly consider them monsters. Just nuisances. "Oh, so he got it from you?" She teased. "How could it be horrible? Ma-fatso's probably cuddlier." Sure, in terms of soft and fluffiness, but whether or not he was agreeable in that respect was up to Ma-Fatso. Generally, he was not, unless he had asked to be in your room. Then he was like velcro until he wanted out.
Libobon Academy | Open! September 17, 2024 10:09 AM


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(Only 6 weeks!?! HOWWW. We've been doing this rp for months- why is time going so slowly xD. 6 weeks doesn't seem like enough time to go from not knowing each other to having 'sleepovers' humor my words lol
It will be in mine, soon enough
Fugly is the perfect name and will rest in my head forever xD. And yes, that sounds about right. My dad is humorous in other ways, however. One of his trademark things is that when I say something is funny or looks funny, he asks: "are you talking about the way you look?" and if I ask what we're having for a certain meal, he'll always reply, without fail "food". I ask him to specify what kind of food, and he'll go into further specification, saying "good food".))
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"No. It's the hobgoblins, I tell you." Leo mimicked her voice perfectly- not with his own vocal chords, but with one of the powers he had picked up on. He had met a shifty lady once who could mimick voices and appearances, and that had been a helpful power to know. So when he said he mimicked Glory's voice, he meant he could be standing in the dark, say those words, and anyone would think it was Glory. Now, he did this to show her how absolutely crazy she sounded, even adding in the little huff of exasperation she had at the end. It did sound rather comical. He, thankfully, did know how she used the word 'bungler', so he could be extremely offended. "You thought EXTREMELY wrong." He sniffed. "Underestimating people, especially me, is a TERRIBLE crime, and you fully deserved to be beat." He added with a small scoff. "Too many to count, but that's beside the point." He huffed quietly. Life would've been easier being shorter, but being tall had advantages, too. Advantages in both battle and just every day life. "Naturally and exactly." He smirked. This was going his way. "I wasn't suggesting the name would be Glory's Dictionary- that would be altogether FAR too boring. I do appreciate your vision of the name, however." He commented with a grin. (I swear, I have never laughed harder at words. Holy shitatouille. It took me half the night to just memorize every word so I could say them aloud. Just a side note- my father and I are both Crodsquinkled SO MUCH and I am SO GLAD I now have a word for it! Thank you! XD) As Glory continued with the very first words, for sure out of the front of her mind that happened to pop in, it was all Leo could do not to burst into laughter. For one, he needed those words. He was crodsquinkled so much. For two, they were so damn funny and random! "It's a good thing I am not drinking anything, as I would definitely be Frothbuggling right now." He chuckled, hoping he'd stay alive long enough to walk into the rooms of everyone in the school and just announce that he had crodsquinkled before leaving. "You are insufferable." He mumbled, then looked at her in such a way it was impossible to tell whether he wanted to speak or just stare at her or frown or snort or do anything. [That- why does she even joke about that. Sometimes I want to whack her over the head and hope it shakes something into place. Can she resist it? Is her mind just permanently on auto-pilot that was hacked by a demon on steroids with trust issues? What the hell?] He thought, continuing to stare at her until he was does wondering where she went wrong and how he could help. He had decided he couldn't, as he was just as wrong. In different ways. "You can probably guess the answer to that." He sighed wit a small snort. "That time, I was extremely hungry, and my little mind didn't know how to cope with it anymore. I was going crazy- hence me seeing something that looked somewhat like a liquified ghost and somewhat like elephant snot and decided it would be good to eat. I'm ASSUMING it was much less tasty than both, but NO I have NOT tried either. I do know, however, that it was less tasty than worms. And that fried grasshopper tasted a million times better." As he finished, he chalked it up to that he's eaten a lot of digusting stuff. "You described Axl with an amazing personality and perfection, then you say he got it from me? Awww, thanksss!" Leo grinned. "The answer is definitely yes, at this point. And I do have to say, without joking- since each of these animals is from my mind, if I don't specify their personalities, then they will have chips off of my personality. Like Jaws... I guess when I'm grumpy I act like a sullen minature deer, apparently. And attatchment issues show in Mori." He snorted at the raptor. "Axl got the humor. See what I mean?" From experimenting, that's how he guessed it worked. "I don't think so, but believe what you want. You can have opinions, even if they're wrong." He flashed a smile.
Libobon Academy | Open! September 17, 2024 01:36 PM


KPH Equestrian
 
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(Wait, no , you're right- I miscounted in my brain hole; it's more like 8 or 9 weeks, give or take ^^; I associate every single digit number with its own color, so I just remember what color we're on, makes it easier somehow lol.
goooood
and he named Fugly's kitten, my cat, Mandoo. Like the brand of cat and dog treats, Cat-Man-Doo xD
I do the same thing with food xD Goes from 'food', to 'edible' to 'tasty' to 'nutritious', and so on and so forth lol. I have too many vague words for food xD)
Lieutenant Dwyer
Glory scowled at his damn perfect imitation of her, though she didn't find it to prove how crazy she sounded. Instead, she decided to take it way differently. She gasped and said, "Have you secretly been a woman this whole time?" Though she had to admit, it was a pretty useful ability. One could pretend to be a ghost, for example, and haunt people by mimicking the voices of dead relatives. "Well, I know that NOW," Glory retorted, "and I wouldn't say fully deserve- mostly deserve, sure." She fully deserved to get beat for lots of things, but she didn't consider underestimating Leo to be one of them. "Mhm, exactly," She said. How many times he'd bonked himself WAS the point, very much not beside it. "You're right, and that's also why I get to name 'The Grandiloquent Guide to Glory's Gibberish'; no offense, but I don't think you could ever top it," Glory said, and was all too confident in that statement. (lmao you're welcome xD I ought to start a petition to get crodsquinkled into an actual dictionary xD) "Well ain't you lucky," She said, though her words were utterly amazing. She'd just gotten so used to them that they sounded like normal words to her, though gibberish to everyone else. "Why are you still here, then?" She asked, staring right back at him. She was GREAT at staring contests, thus she wasn't one to ever shy away from direct eye contact, bonus points if she could make the other person uncomfortable and back down. "I think that's still better than trying to catch a squirrel and ending up with a broken arm, though worms? No thank you," Glory said, then created an illusionary liquid ghost. It was more like a faintly glowing, translucent puddle with something of a face and arms. It let out a ghosty 'OooOoOooOooh', though somewhat gargled by its watery state. After a moment, it seemed to evaporate, with one last 'OoooOOOooOooOoh' as it disappeared. "Yeah, that's what I call a secondhand compliment. I was technically complimenting the dog, but also you by extension," Glory said, choosing not to argue with him, since she'd be lying if she did. "So, if you were able to mush them all together, you'd get a clone of yourself but a franken-creature that's part robot dog, part dino, and part murder deer?" She asked. That sounded like the sort of thing she might have taxidermied and hung on her wall. Jaws seemed to hear, and squeaked angrily at Glory for even thinking such a thing, and promptly burrowed back into Mephisto's fur. The cat was loafing next to Glory and hardly noticed Jaws. "I'm never wrong," Glory huffed indignantly, "everyone else is." Sort of like driving down to the wrong lane and honking at everyone else for going the wrong way, but nyehh.

Edited at September 17, 2024 02:20 PM by KPH Equestrian
Libobon Academy | Open! September 17, 2024 07:31 PM


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(I think we should time skip and say it's, like, 2 years xD
That. Is. Perfect. I need to meet your father LOLL
Sooo many vague words for food. Words a Thesaurus can only dream of aquiring xD)
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"Obviously I have, how have you not figured that out before now? Should I just pull out my floral dress and put on a bonnet?" Leo gasped in a high pitched voice, one of a woman he had met many years ago, and yet still remembered the voice of. Mostly because it was utterly annoying. He sounded much like Effie from Hunger Games. "Or maybe my not so ridiculously high high heels? They're only 6 inches, you know. I believe some makeup and a hairdo are important as well, now that I'm done pretending to be a man. So happy THAT'S over, don't have to act like I'm an idiot anymore." He chirped, the screechy bird like voice getting annoying, even to his own ears. However, at very least, it MUST be the SLIGHTEST bit weird to hear and see a 6 something man with bright red hair and a beard and mustache just frothing about dresses in an extremely lady-like voice. "I've heard the new tank tops coming out are just ALL the rave. And those skirts? Golly, I almost fainted! With the new moisterizing skin lotion and 56 different things to mask my face with, I should be set to become the most STUNNING and BEAUTIFUL and ATTRACTIVE and WANTED woman in the entire town!" He gushed, only dragging it on because he was fakely offended she would even suggest such a thing. If you can't beat em, join em. "I'm glad I-" He stopped with a cough as his voice went from british to irish to southern to normal to lady-like to something that sounded like it was from a 3'4 dwarf with a giant brown beard all in three words. "Sometimes it malfunctions." He finally said, after he had control over that particular thing again. This time, in his normal-ish voice, though with slightly more southern than normal, as whenever he used that particular power it brought out the roots of his real accent. "I'm mighty glad I could help." He finished, then snorted. "Fully." He mumbled, but it sounded more like fowly because of the drawl. One thing he had noticed about his accent, and the entire southern accent, was that if you talked normally, it sounjded really slow because you drawled every word out, but if you talked sped up, like most people in the south did to actually get their point across by christmas, everything was so fast you could barely tell what they were saying with the drawl. Then there was that one guy that sounded like a southern used cars salesman that only the people who knew him could understand, and the steriotypical super slow southern drawl-y guy that would be able to say howdy if given three weeks. He was usually the one before, as he hated being in conversations for weeks at a time when all he wanted to say was the car is ready. That meant not many people culd understand him, especially since he usually threw words together. For instance wuntto goundawn toda groserystore togitissome pertaters was what he would sound like if he was TRYING to say want to go on down to the grocery store to get us some potatoes. "I agree with ya there, I ain't ever able to top dat there name." he grinned as he drawled the mixed worded weirdness of the southern language. He friggin sounded like Mator. (You NEED to. I'll help xD). "I am quite lucky." Leo answered with a nod. For sooo many more reasons than she knew. At her question, he frowned, not in a bad way, as she had got him there. "Because your insufferable-ness is outweighed by how much I like you." He huffed gruffly, then continued on another topic. "Worms are way more delicious than beetle larvae, don't put them down!" He protested. As her illusions came back into play again, he snorted, grinning. That's NOT exactly what he imagine d a liquid ghost to look like, but hey, it seemed accurate. "Well thanks for complimenting the dog and me. We both appreciate it." Even though Axl wasn't currently conscious per say, he was still hovering in the back of Leo's mind, like a small 'nother mind, and Leo felt a small burst of pleasure at Glory's word, seemingly from back there... it wasn't all his, is what he was trying to say. It was weird, how it all worked, but since their minds were connected, he guessed Axl could hear and see what Leo heard and saw, purely through Leo's own thoughts. "Sure. That'd be fun to experiment with,." He chuckled. Why not. Frakenrobodogmurderdeercuddlydino is up. "Mhmmmm... yeah no, you're literally wrong about never being wrong, so that makes you wrong, in which case... you're wrong." he gave her a pointed look,
Libobon Academy | Open! September 17, 2024 08:38 PM


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(I guess, but at the start of the RP pera said ceremony day was in 3 days, and she's abandoned us :'3
He's awesome xD Named another cat 'Target' because it was a tabby with a circle pattern on its side lol
'Thesaurus' sounds like a dinosaur that knows a lot of words xD)
Lieutenant Dwyer
"Sor-ry, I can't be a Corrupted murderer, psych ward patient, and detective all at once," Glory retorted, trying not to laugh, and that task only got harder as he went on. "No no no, you do NOT need to be 6'11. I didn't realize it was an act..." She choked out between giggles. It was like he'd been possessed by the ghost of a teenage girl or something, and for some reason, she was almost expecting him to hold, but not eat, a giant ice cream cone and giggle at nothing behind his hand. "Good god, I'm not so sure I'm a woman anymore- I've only ever been wanted by government authorities for war crimes," Glory said, still far too amused, and even more so at his little accent remix. "Yeah, I can tell," She said with a snort, though of all the accents she'd heard him use, his natural southern drawl was by far her favorite. "Mostly," She corrected firmly. (I swear, I imagine Leo talking like Boomhauer from King of the Hill, and it makes it all the better as I can understand him perfectly xD) "Nope, but I may- how about The Repository of Glory's Wordcraft or Glory's Almanac of Articulated Inventions or The Catalogue of Glory's Verbal Creations?" Good, but she still favored The Grandiloquent Guide to Glory's Gibberish. Maybe a better name would come to her, as now she wasn't so sure about calling her hard work 'gibberish'. They were VERY GOOD words, after all, and didn't deserve to be called gibberish. "Awwww," Glory said, "are you sure you're not trying to bribe me with compliments?" Generally if one was trying to get on her good side, they wouldn't get there with compliments. No, the secret was sharp things, shiny things, or animal furs. THEN she could sometimes be bought IF she deemed them to be sharp/shiny/furry enough. Otherwise one lived in fear of being hunted, flayed, and/or skinned, and their skin tanned to be made into a new pair of boots. Thus Glory's threat 'I'll wear your ass on my foot like a boot' was technically true. "And squirrels are better than all of them! Are you telling me y'all don't have squirrels in the States?" Glory countered. Squirrels were top-tier food and tasted sort of like a mix between rabbit and squirrel. Rabbit was great too, but you had to be prepared to do either a lot of waiting or a lot of running. If you chose the running option, you'd better hope that the rabbit is FAT, or you'll burn more calories in the chase than the meat provides. "You're both welcome," She said, grinning. "Glad you agree. First, it needs a name- I'm thinking Automaton Rex Cervidae, TitanDoe Cyborgasaur, CuddleMech CarnoDeer, or MechRex Cervulus," Glory listed, racking her brain for more even though it wasn't necessary. "Oh hush it, I am not wrong. Sometimes I'm not right, but that doesn't make me wrong," She huffed. Right, wrong, up, down, left right, it's all relative. If Glory wasn't wrong in her eyes, then she wasn't, simple as that, especially since it was mostly a matter of opinion anyway. 'Opinions are like ass holes, everybody's got one, but the only one that should matter to you is your own.' That just about sums up Glory's idea of opinions, and, just like the anus, some people's opinions were louder than others, but that didn't make them correct. (That's not a sentence I ever thought I'd type, but here we are xD)
Libobon Academy | Open! September 17, 2024 09:23 PM


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Edited at September 17, 2024 10:41 PM by Wild West Warmbloods
Libobon Academy | Open! September 17, 2024 10:41 PM


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We're practically doing a 1x1 rp at this point xD
Makes sense
It does- I'm getting smarter every day because of you xDD))
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"You an too. Believe in yourself and the world will believe in you." Leo joked, grinning. "Aw shucks, I thought I had to be taller than the Eiffel Tower. Just now you inform me I don't? Couldn't you have done that earlier?" He was practically squeaking at this point with his girly teen voice. "It was a hard act to keep up, you know. Gosh, you cannot BELIEVE the amount of STRESS this character has put me through. Ugh. Before now I would've never been able to fight, but like wow, I am SO much better at it now!" He gushed, waving his hand in the air with a dramatic flair. "You should tell me if you're a man in disguise, like, gurl, get a perm or something, your nails look more like claws." He scoffed in such a girly voice it made him want to gag. "I cannot BELIEVE you're having an identity crises on my doorstep like omg give me a drama free life- but really, gossip some more, I need to know ALL the details." He spewed out the words like hot magma from a volcano. Thankfully, he was done for the moment with that, though he had put on quite the show. (I live a sheltered life and don't know who that is xD but I'm sure it's close) "I still like the first one the best." He offered helpfully. They were all creative, but he preferred her original idea. "Not at all. Calling you insufferable is not a compliment, or even a reverse insult." He pointed out with a snort, knowing she was referring to everything else but just wanting to be difficult. "Plus, I don't have to bribe you to do anything. All I have to do is smile." He teased, flashing that same charming slightly smug grin that he had full reign over. "Most likely, but squirrels were VERY rare in Texas. Most of the acreage my family owned had darn near no trees! Cattle can't graze from trees, and we had prime land, so it was fields for hundreds of miles." He explained. He had grown up in a place with little to no trees, and the couple trees there were he either used as target practice or to climb. Not as a squirrel den. The most plentiful small game out there were rattlesnakes, which was what he normally hunted. They did taste weirdly like chicken. Especially in a stew. "In any case, I prefer rattlesnake over squirrel." He defended, which was true. "100 percent definitely for sure CuddleMech CarnoDeer. I like TitanDoe Cybergasaur, but that suggests it'd have to be female." He grinned, pleased with the names she had come up with. Now he really did have to make a CuddleMech CarnoDeer. Vaguely, he started thinking about it. "If you're not right, and you're not wrong.. what are you? Please explain your logic, as my own says it ain't." He snorted.
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(I never ever thought I'd ever hear or read those words, but here I am as well xD. Wow. Poetic)
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"I guarantee they will not," Glory said with a snort, "I'm pretty sure there are enough people to form a new country that wish death and misfortune on me." Or rather, England. She'd managed to steal the British flag off of Buckingham Palace, and may or may not have insulted the royal family's incestual bloodlines excessively before making her escape. The flag was neatly folded and hidden away under her bed, along with a few from other countries she'd nabbed. "I could've, but where's the fun in that?" She said, grinning, then cringed as he continued. "Wow, you're SO committed to the bit- learning to fight for a persona," She said, doing her best to play along without laughing or recoiling. "I do NOT need a perm, and bish, don't insult my nails, any shorter and I wouldn't have any." She held out both hands just to prove that she did in fact keep them sensibly short, for the sole reason that long nails are TERRIBLE for gloves. The seams HATED long nails. "Okay, if gossip's what you what, first off- Prince Charles has chla-my-di-a, so uhh, ladies, that burning desire you've been feeling? might wanna get that checked out. Kevin Allen in Sector 3 still wets the bed, and he's 19. Sophia Matthews, Sector 4, fucks for bucks... annnnd Charlie Anderson in Sector 1 accidentally called the history teacher 'Mom' the other day," Glory said, and the best part was it was all true, being the professional eavesdropper she was. Well, all but the Prince Charles part, though she couldn't confirm it was false, either. The tea she spilled followed a bell curve, which Glory found to be the best for delivering stuff like this. (What is WRONG with you xD Are you a 90s kid or early 2000s? King of the Hill is an old show, so that's probably the problem lol. Clicky for the icon that is Boomhauer) "Hmmm, but it's not gibberish if it has a coherent definition, which they all do," She said. Decisions, decisions.... "Considering most people call me FAR worse things, 'insufferable' is a compliment," Glory countered. And when she said FAR worse, she meant it. "Hrmph... it was better when you didn't know that," She said, trying her best to scowl at him and failing miserably. "Damn, no trees, no ocean, not even any hobgoblins! What a dismal existence," She said sadly. How utterly alien; Glory was used to cold, cloudy, wet weather, where if one got wet, one's clothes didn't really dry, they just went from cold and wet to warm and wet. Sure, a good amount of forestry was lost to logging, but there were still plenty of trees to climb and squirrels to eat. "What do you do if the snake bites you before you can bite it?" She asked. It seemed much safer to eat something that didn't have deadly venom, and Glory was often one to throw caution to the wind. "Oh please, I thought you were secretly a woman; wouldn't that make Jaws also female? I don't think he'd mind, anyway," She said, grinning as Jaws poked his head out from Ma-fatso's fluff and glared at her. Hint taken. He disappeared back into the cat's voluminous fur with an angry squeak.
(First time for everything, right? xD)

Edited at September 17, 2024 11:29 PM by KPH Equestrian

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