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(Mine's the exact same, with some research on alcohol since I legally can't drink and need to make sure I don't accidentally send poor Glory to the hospital xD One being "how much whiskey does it take to kill someone?" My poor Copilot xD) Lieutenant Dwyer "Oh, how sweet of you, Prince Charming," She lilted, topping his sarcasm. She grinned slightly at his somewhat embarrassed look and cheerful tone as she said, "I figured. You're generally pretty clueless." She snorted at his next words, saying, "Yet again I find myself agreeing with an idiot. Wow." She frowned at him as he spoke, telling him, "Geography, not geology. Obviously you don't sit around all day and look at rocks." She hesitated a little at his question, before answering with a small shrug, "No, it's just that my Ma grew up in St Abbs, I was just curious if you'd seen it. Although," A somewhat excited smile grew on her face, "Since you haven't, I guess I'll be taking you two to go visit sometime." She nodded in agreement, food sounded great. She couldn't help but laugh though as Leo got mad when Flash suggested eating them, and she asked, "What wrong, are you a vegan?" Then looked at Flash and said, "Well, stealth, darkness, and a shit ton of hope. Also a pretty good sidekick. Oh and a deep burning hatred for those filthy bastards." She offered one hand to Leo to help him up, saying, "Come up, up you get. I'm frigging starving." Edited at June 25, 2024 10:49 PM by KPH Equestrian
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(why tf is everyone taking the piss out of me *cries for the third time*) 'Oh right. sorry Leo, I haven't really got to know you yet with wars, you nearly dying, me becoming corrupted and you saving me.' Flash ranted. 'Thanks Glory, it sounds like an awesome plan. Now let's get some fish.'
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(Exactly xD. I swear, now it has, like, four different types of alcohol I had to look up because you mentioned it. Why can't we just stick with Coors XD Okay, I SWEAR, it is friggin midnight, I've been at a horse camp all week, and I'm EXHAUSTED- I meant to say Geography, not Geology -le sob- please pretend that didn't happen. Poor Leo doesn't need to look stupider on my behalf lol )) - General Anubis AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs +++ Leo chuckled lightly, shaking his head slightly and glancing around. "Yeesh, lay it thicker, will you?" He rolled his eyes, then grinned. "You do realize, with how much I'm right, it may be that I'm not as big of an idiot as you think. Just a suggestion to ponder." He snorted, (skipping the Geology remark 0-0) and tilted his head slightly as she responded. Well, that made sense. At least it wasn't, like, completely random. "Okay then. Just making sure you didn't mention some random town in Scotland for absolutely no reason. Seems like a you thing to do." Leo's eyes twinkled slightly as his gaze again flitted to the woods. He was more uneasy than normal, as the last time he had been near the woods he had gotten almost killed, and the time before that he had been stabbed through the stomach and was in a coma for a week. So, he wasn't too fond of them by now. "I would love to go to Scotland again. I PERFECTED my accent." He grinned a bit evilly. "However, I won't let you two feast on the greatness of the accent yet- I'm too hungry." He was going to get up with that sentence, but even thinking about it hurt. Weird how that worked. At her question, he looked at her with a stare a pure horror. "I know that's a joke, but... that's the most offensive thing you've ever said to me in our entire time within 100 miles of each other. What the heck, Glory." He complained dramatically, then huffed. "Vegans don't have muscles like these." Leo chirped jokingly as he attempted to get off the ground without help, ending up almost faceplanting, and then almost dying from pain. "She's talking about her shadow. I had an average sidekick, Glory, by the way, because my shadow isn't as obedient as hers." He pointed out helpfully, offering an innocent smile before sighing in defeat and grabbing her hand. Wasn't like he was getting up any other way. He mostly just used it as a reason to stand, and ended up making it up, although his face had gone a little pale with the pain. It was so sharp, and horrible. He hated pain. And he always experienced so much of it. Not fair at all. Then again, no one LIKED pain- except for, maybe, an actual psychopath, soooo he wasn't the only one who hated it.
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Flash 'What muscles?' Flash added in cheerfully. 'The old, broken, half dead ones on your frail skeleton? These are muscles!' he exclaimed, flexing. Not wanting to face Leo's comeback Flash turned into dragon form before taking to the sky and swooping into the dam coming back out with three fish in his grasp. Falling gracefully to the ground beside Glory and Leo he shook the water off and changed back into guman form. 'Now!' Flash said. 'Time for a feast! Let's toast to Mister Mad Mackeral, Sir Badass Bass and Master Battered Barra'. With that said Flash poured himself and his friends glasses of champagne. Edited at June 25, 2024 11:19 PM by Aussie Stables
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(No it's hilarious, and a very Leo thing to say xD) Lieutenant Dwyer Glory grinned slyly as she lilted, "Oh, I could if you wanted. Trust me, you don't." Her smile only grew wider and more mischievous as she spoke, "Big? Yes. Idiot? Maybe only half." She frowned at him, saying indignantly, "No it doesn't! When have ever done that before, hmm?" She followed his glance toward the woods, equally apprehensive about them. She looked back at Leo, and let her natural thick Scottish burr creep into her voice. "Are you sure aboot tha'? I spent a good part of my childhood in the Scots, don't try me." She'd actually spent roughly the first 6 years of her life in Scotland, and though her accent was usually almost unnoticeable, it did sometimes let itself back in when she got really pissed. Or when she wanted it to, like right now. She grinned proudly at his next comment, and, her Scottish accent having put itself away again, said, "All my other insults, and that's the one that gets you?" She snorted a strangled laugh as Flash insulted Leo's physique, instead saying, "Well, I could make yours obedient, but it does what it's supposed to right now," As she helped pull him to his feet. She wrinkled her nose at Flash as he retrieved the fish saying, "Feast? I hope you plan on either a trip to get actual food or cooking those, tonight's not feeling like a salmonella night." Edited at June 26, 2024 10:15 AM by KPH Equestrian
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Flash 'Of course your Majesty Glorious Glory.' Flash said before changing into dragon form. He then toasted each of the fish to the point where the skin had been burnt off and the meat cooked through. He passed a fish to each of his friends before changing back into human form and eating his fish.
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(Nooooo it's not a Leo thing to say, unless he was joking! I meant for him to be seen as a smarter individual in this rp!)) - General Anubis AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs +++ Leo lifted his eyebrows slightly. "I will trust you, and I will also thank you for not." He answered, shaking his head slightly. Internally, the way he viewed himself was that he was a stupid piece of dirt, so her jokes didn't really help. However, he was a completely different person on the outside. As everyone saw. It was like everything got flipped, except for his humor. That's really the only thing that was still normal. "Well, you have mentioned a bunch of random philosophers before, and random facts about poison and stuff, so yeah, I can assume you'll do that." He snickered, then let his eyebrows creep up slightly at her Scottish accent. "Nice accent." He chuckled, then added, "Reminds me that I grew up in Texas. There's a southern accent in there somewhere..." Leo grinned a little. It wasn't the most prominent, as he had spent years fading it, as the way he normally talked was impossible for most people to understand. Until you got down in the part of Texas he grew up in- then everyone sounded like they were talking a different language. He still had somewhat of an edge to his tone, but he sounded more normal now. Usually, he would never shy away from anything that made him different, but when people literally couldn't understand you, it made for some awkward conversations. "Aight, that one was extremely insulting." He sniffed, then sent a withering glare towards Flash, though it was joking. "AHEM, DONT INSULT THE MUSCLES!" He huffed, shaking his head with a snort. He then looked slowly at Flash, snorting again. "Those are also the smallest fish I've ever seen." He chuckled, trying not to laugh, as that would hurt.
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(O.O it's not working xD) Lieutenant Dwyer "Good, your judgment isn't totally terrible," Glory lilted. "Except when you wander off into the woods and get stabbed. I'd prefer if you didn't do that again." Glory didn't actually think he was stupid, just that he had no sense of self-preservation, no regard for his own well-being. "Damn, I can't even argue with that," She grumbled, shaking her head slightly. "Texas, huh? That's not too close by, do you miss it?" She asked. She assumed he'd sort of suppressed his accent, much the way Glory had, since unless you were familiar with it, it was rather difficult to understand, especially when you throw in her Scottish mannerisms and metaphors, like “Yer bum’s oot the windae”: You’re talking nonsense. “Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye”: What’s meant to be will be. Glory laughed at poor Leo's offense, saying, "Oh come on, he's right!" Flash was, in fact, not right, and, on a good day at least, Glory's bets would be on Leo between the two of them. She looked dubiously at the fish Flash handed her and said, "Thanks, though, uhh, bones and all? I don't want to try to be a pincushion right now." Eating fish bones was generally a bad idea, nor did she want to eat one that hadn't been skinned and gutted.
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General Anubis AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs +++ "Pfft, thanks. I'm honored." Leo drawled with a heavy coating of sarcasm, then scowled. "That was a mistake, Miss Perfect." He rolled his eyes, his face quickly breaking into a wife grin at her words. Of course she couldn't- it was amazing reasoning. "And here I was thinking you could argue about anything." He lilted, smirking. Leo smiled faintly at her question, although it was a bit more sad. "I miss almost everything about it, except for the reason I left- my own family. Though, since they're all dead, I almost wish I wasn't so invested in this place." He gestured around with a snort. "The life of a cattle farmer fits me much better. I miss my horse, Whiplash, and I miss the smells and sights and literally everything. It was so open there- no woods to scare me half to death, literally, because Corrupted are hiding in em." He huffed quietly, though stared at nowhere in particular for a couple moments, reminiscing in the memories before. He had left when he was 15, so he had spent more than half his life twisted up among the rough life of a rancher. He had been riding horses before he could walk, and he had been helping since he was 5, whether it was cooking, sewing, or cleaning in his younger years, and by the time he was 8, riding, rounding cattle, branding, tossing hay, or any of the many chores there were to do. "Ha, right!? I guess I was wrong to think you had EYES." He scoffed, glancing down at the fish. Huh. That... yeah, no. "I don't prefer fish, so I may go grill some steak." He commented, wanting to eat something that wouldn't make his stomach squirm. He had always hated most fish, and only ate small ones, usually when he wouldn't get fed and he had to find his own food. Fish were too much of a nuisance- gutting them, stripping the scales, de-boning them... pigs and cows were way easier.
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(Sorry for the short RP I have writing block) Flash 'More for me then,' Flash said before erupting into laughs. 'I didn't think you two were stupid enough to eat that!' He chucked the fish away still laughing to himself. 'How about we go out?' Flash asked his friends. 'I feel like steak too'. Edited at June 26, 2024 07:06 PM by Aussie Stables
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