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Someone tel Meka, 3CPO, and Gunther to stay the FUCK out of my ice cream. I'm just tryna vibe and then there's HAIR in meh mouth x_x
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3c and meka are done playing with rocks and have now come inside for nap time. They're so fucking cute... 3c is napping with her head against me 🥺
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Imma steak your dogs, if you don't mind
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*wears the same clothes every day because they're comfy and I like them*
*takes a shower for the first time in at least a week and puts the same clothes back on after*
*continues to wear said clothes til the next weekly shower, at which point they'll be put back on again*
every single family member at totally different times: "dude what the fuck why don't you change your clothes CHANGE your CLOTHES, TAKE a damn SHOWER boi me: *demonic screeching* *somehow disappears into hiding*
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My toilet seat just came off 😶
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Little ass bull calf decided that he was going to sleep outside in the rain. Didn't move so I had to poke him with a pitchfork, then bribe him with treats. Damn you little ass bull calf.
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If you break a mirror you get more mirrors...think about that.
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I want to be a frog. When I die, I must be remade into a gentlemanly looking frog. Polite frog. Smol froggo friend. I want to be one of the frogs that needs to be weighed by a specially made spoon.
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women are just like rocks... The flat ones get skipped XD
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