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FirstLightFarms said:
My and sister were hanging out in the back pasture when some people walking past the farm stopped and started asking about the horses, which were a collection of retired Quarter Horses and a few pinto Arabian crosses and the paso fino. My favorite question was "do you race them?"
Being the little shit I am, I threw my arm over the paso and was like "yep, this one won the Kentucky Derby." They were in AWE.
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Penkat Stables said:
"ponies are baby horses" "you use a whip? that's animal abuse!" "you just sit there" "it's dangerous, you're going to get hurt" "I thought that was just a guy thing. I mean, where are the female cowboys?" this was all the same person about a year ago, a "friend" of mine :P this was more of an arguement than a conversation, and I'm a very quite person so that's saying something.
Female cowboys. I'm right here :P |
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Floresta Elites said:
Penkat Stables said:
"ponies are baby horses" "you use a whip? that's animal abuse!" "you just sit there" "it's dangerous, you're going to get hurt" "I thought that was just a guy thing. I mean, where are the female cowboys?" this was all the same person about a year ago, a "friend" of mine :P this was more of an arguement than a conversation, and I'm a very quite person so that's saying something.
Female cowboys. I'm right here :P
"Female cowboys" has to be one of the best things I've heard. LMAO - I guess that would make me a female cowboy then...? lol |
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"Why can't you race a zebra" |
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My dad was once tasked with simply holding the reins of my mare while I adjusted stirrups/girth before my show class, and he asked "Is she going to paw and strike me? Will she bite?" Yes my mare is an angry one but she wouldn't hurt anybody 😭 |
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My cousin asked me if the horse I was using to cut cattle bit at the cow's legs. Now this horse I was using has been known to bite the cows in the butt from time to time, but that was only when the cow pissed him off. |
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Hawkeye Farms said:
My cousin asked me if the horse I was using to cut cattle bit at the cow's legs. Now this horse I was using has been known to bite the cows in the butt from time to time, but that was only when the cow pissed him off.
Lolol, like they're cattle dogs |
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Non - horse person comments on my horses: - How much do you want for that monster ( Little hafilinger pony) - Can I have her? (Our QH mare) - That's not your horse, that's ... Kid leasing horses name! ( Was leased out as a half lease) - Why does that horse have a tattoo? ( A freeze brand from the ranch she came from) - I have a special connection with Zoey ( Zoey is our QH mare that the girl only rode once) - I've been cutting pieces from horses manes to make bracelet. Winnie's mane would be perfect for me to use! (One of Winnie's past owners hinting that she wanted to cut her mane) - I fed all the horses payday carmel bars - Can I ride your horse? - Why are you punishing your horses by putting on blinders? (Fly masks) - Is that a baby horse? (I was in the middle of a horse show, riding a 14h pony) - Is that horse pregnant? (A thick haflinger pony) - Random lady: How much can I buy her for? Answer: She's not for sale. Lady: There's always a price. Answer: No, she's never going to be sold. . These are a few reasons why I don't board any more! Lol |
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"all you do it sit on a horse while it is going fast" Well yeah but it takes skill not to fall off xD the person tried to trot and fell off xD that kept them quiet xD |
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