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04:47:43 puck

Ven 💀💀💀 please. Google the hobbit dune house in Jacksonville it was for sale a few years ago

04:47:05 puck

And now poop bags are required on horses as if manure is the problem and not the mansions being built on what SHOULD be protected sand dunes. Assholes.

Stormsong Manor

04:46:51 Ven

If I hit the lotto, I'll buy a house right in the middle of all of them and you guys will be the least of their worries

FirstLightFarms

04:45:52 puck

It makes me so angry, Ven. We were riding on thr beach and we ended up behind the mansions and a cop came out and he was like "you cant be here" and i was like by what law and he was like "the owners of these houses complain" and I was like im sorry did they buy the beach??? Or just the houses??? And basically these rich fucks make it impossible for anybody to enjoy a beach THEY DIDNT BUY so now its illegal for people to be behind their houses even though they. Didnt. Buy. The. Fucking. Beach.

Starlight AcresTBs

04:45:10

Haven't been to Amelia in a while! Last time I went at night to go pick something up for my aunt. There's also a rule for dogs at my beach that they can only come from 5 to like 6. ONE hour? Really?

MakeEm Fancy

04:44:23 Ally 💜

You know how many times she has done this and come back white? A bunch 😂

Wispwillow Villa

04:44:00 Ven | KNN

Keep going, and train the horses to poop on command when they hear angry cop voices

FirstLightFarms

04:43:11 puck

Oh lawd ally she's gonna be orange forever

FirstLightFarms

04:42:54 puck

Honestly, beach at night is the way to go. Or I used to trailer out to Amelia island in the middle of the winter weekday and ride on the beach and it was amazing. But the last time I went a cop yelled at me, and the last time my friend went she got told off by a cop as well, and now they have new laws about making the horses wear poop bags on the beach, so I don't bother anymore. Fucking sucks

MakeEm Fancy

04:42:45 Ally 💜

Im going to have to wait to even do anything with her since we are under a tornado watch 🥴 She is just going to have to be nasty for a day 😂

Starlight AcresTBs

04:41:24

Puck
Yeah I HATE when the beach is crowded. Or any place because I'm very claustriphobic.

Wispwillow Villa

04:40:47 Ven | KNN

I follow a gypsy account on instagram, and the photos of their whiteout grey mares spotless and brushed out with day-old foals makes my mind hurt

MakeEm Fancy

04:40:40 Ally 💜

That is very tempting lol

FirstLightFarms

04:40:09 puck

Take her to the car wash and power hose her 😂😭

MakeEm Fancy

04:39:44 Ally 💜

You think I can shrink her and just throw her in the washer? Lmao 😭 @puck

FirstLightFarms

04:39:35 puck

Ugh I never go to the beach. The boneyard on little talbot is the only one I really like. Ponte Vedra is okay too, especially heading towards Guana park, because nobody ever goes there. But the big popular beaches- no thanks.

Starlight AcresTBs

04:38:02

Over here, there are two sides, ugly then pretty. People think our beach is all clear water when it looks like horse shit. Last time I went to our beach there was a shark within 15 ft of the shore.

MakeEm Fancy

04:37:34 Ally 💜

At this point I just want to throw her away 😂 @puck

FirstLightFarms

04:36:13 puck

Small world, Starlight! It's a pretty area

FirstLightFarms

04:35:51 puck

Just get rid of the horse Ally there's no recovering from that 😭

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